So, when the school day started off, it felt pretty good. I found my girlfriend amidst the crowds, and took her out back and... anyways, I had a good morning. But later in gym, we had this stupid health lesson, and being the kid with a 2-track mind (sex and sleep... or both), I fell asleep. My gym coach woke me up with a swift kick in the ribs, and I flipped the fuck out and threw him on the floor by his ankle. THEEEEN, everyone else flips the fuck out and starts kicking the crap out of each other. I grenade-crawled into the locker room, inhabited only by a couple o fams shootin' craps. I managed to get dressed out and out of the gym before the school cop arrived and suspended everyone.

ADVENTURE!!