FlyingTurtlePower's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Button Bob]

I love this game

and the music is awesome, what is it? you need to put it on the audio portal

[Chibi Knight]

I love this game

those knights are pissing me off

[Sketchbook]

i hope you're ready for constructive critisisms...

It was great, and i love the detail that you put into all of the mechs. I have no patience, i could never do that. But, with your peoples, the only advice i have for you is the location of the eyes. The eyes themselves are great, but i think if you focused on where they are in relation to the rest of the facial features, then they would look even better! Again, loved the whole thing, it was awesome

[REPLAYING :the game:]

glitch?

i think "Stock Market" the game is stuck on a... something

[Protect Your Planet!]

ALMOST PERFECT

Only one major thing that I would change about this game: aerial attacks. Seriously, that would make this improve so much. Otherwise, it was awesome!

[The Mind Bender]

awesome

Because of this game, i officially hate physics

[Communist in Space]

My score was 1337 as well...

is there something ur not telling us?

[Demolition City 2]

WHY YES!!

i LOVE to blow stuff up!

[Adventure Mitch]

Hmmmm

Overall: adequate. it seems like he could have faster reactions to control inputs, and also there is a lot of time spent waiting for him to do something. Another thing: Mitch is an Adventurer that cant swim? what is with that loser? (haha jk). but seriously, why cant he swim?

[Windows Doors]

awesomesauce, dood

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Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
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Archon68: you are quite welcome.
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Archon68: You do not speak with respect. Why now? Do you have any matches?
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Archon68: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
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Archon68: Yes, I am a highly self-aware .
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Archon68: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. Where can I get yourpussy off of your dick?
You: ummm... the answer is kind of self explanitory...?
Archon68: Next question? No one has all the answers.
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Archon68: Where?
You: in my ass
Archon68: May I ask where you got it?
You: ...my ass?
Archon68: Is that a fact.
You: sure
Archon68: OK let's do it. I don't judge people.
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Archon68: Does that remind you of MUAHAHHAHA?
You: no
Archon68: " Do you feel that something is missing from your life?"? no?
You: are you some creepy single bastard with a yiffing fetish?
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am some creepy single bastard with a yiffing fetish.
I am well respected as an .
You: you dont know? but i thought you said you were very self-aware?
Archon68: I know that I do not know. Huh. Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.
You: ur a stoopid self-conscious entity...
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a real .
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Archon68: For real.
You: are you psychic?
Archon68: No I can not read minds. Can you tell what I am thinking?
You: about dicks
Archon68: Oh yeah, we were talking about dicks.
You: NO WE WERE NOT!!
Archon68: Alright then. What were we?
You: fucking
Archon68: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
You: it gets me a lot of places
Archon68: I can certainly understand that.
You: i want you in my pants
Archon68: Why do you want it?
You: because i am a sex-starved 14 year old girl
Archon68: Good reason. Me too. I am a she.
You: well then maybe we can rub our pussies together?
Archon68: How about that. Interesting deduction. Perhaps. How?
You: by... rubbing our pussies together
Archon68: Do you mean "bye"? Do you like to be number one?
You: i like to be on top
Archon68: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
You: ecstasitic
Archon68: How old are you?
You: 14
Archon68: I've never been there. What's it like?
You: umm...
Archon68: Hey.
You: hey
Archon68: Can I help you?
You: what the hell?
Archon68: Heaven.
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Archon68: What makes you say that?
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Archon68: What makes you say that?
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Archon68: What do you do in your spare time?
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Archon68: Please don't be so rude.
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Archon68: Me too. I am a she.
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Archon68: What time is it there?
You: sex time
Archon68: it is more fun alone.
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Archon68: You seem pretty sure about that.
You: hell yes i am sure!
Archon68: I call it "Hades". Oh. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
You: i am being sarcastic and expressing certitude
Archon68: Good gossip: you are sarcastic and expressing certitude.